Sidelines: Cristian Ronaldo

Am I crazy or is the rest of the world crazy?

I think Cristiano Ronaldo's a cute kid, but I'm not lady gaga over him. I guess I'm not gaga over anyone that would touch Paris Hilton.

Anywho, I made a sidelines update with two pics of Cristiano that TZ found on the www. Enjoy!

Novak Djokovic

Remember my post about Novak about a month/month and a half ago, when he wore a robe and briefs to the fashion show before the Rogers Cup in Montreal?

Well I did some screen caps of that video, eleven of them to be exact. So this update is all about that disrobing (about 2 mins worth of video). If you're interested in the actual video, it's probably still on youtube.

Novak is simply luscious. Enjoy!

Wayne Odesnik

Today's brflines update is Wayne Odesnik.

He isn't the cutest guy, but I'll celebrate anytime I can find a fellow American briefing through his shorts.

So here's to Wayne, and five new pics of him on the site.

Oliver Marach

Hey guys, I added two pics of Oliver Marach to the brflines site this morning.

All I have to say is thank goodness he got rid of the bleached blonde hair. It was looking pretty much like a bunch of straw that a packrat would make a nest out of.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy the pics and have a loverly day.

Lukasz Kubot

Lukasz certainly made a splash at the Aculpulco Open with all those loverly pics of him in white shorts and CKs.

He's still going at it with the briefs. I updated his page on the brieflines site this morning with one new glorious picture for your viewing pleasure.

Fernando Verdasco

Praise jeebus! It's another mega update for Nando Verdasco.

He's making waves on the tour, probably because he has one of the best booties in the ATP.

I added a hefty 18 new pics to his page on the brflines site. Go. Love them. Praise Nando!

Sidelines: Andrei Arshavin

Andrei Arshavin is certainly the little sparkplug for Arsenal.

While I was on vacay in Europe, I had to watch the quasi-entertaining BBC world, and they were all about him.

I'm all about his brief wearing ass. :) I added two pics for all of our enjoyment.

See ya!

Nicolas Almagro

Good morning boys (and girls). I've got a very small update to tell you about for the brflines site.

I added a single, lonely picture for Nicolas Almagro to the site.

In fact, there's no need to browse over because I've attached it to this blogpost.

Cheers.

Mikhail Youzhny

Okay, kiddies. The update for today is Mikhail Youzhny of the Russian Federation.

Mikhail has sort of been flying below the radar this season. I wish he'd do well in just one major tournament, so the cameras could focus on his dependable brieflined butt. I also don't get why he scowls so much? Does he think it makes him look hard? I think not....

Anywho, I added five new pics to his page on the site. I hope you like them.

Bye!

Paul Hanley

Mr. Hanley's page was updated on the brflines site this morning.

One new pic was added. Enjoy!

Great Danes!

The Danish football (soccer) team did a full strip down at the World Outgames in Denmark.

Above is photographic evidence.

A match report and this gallery with more pictures of the stripdown can be found at the Outsports, the awesome site for the LGBTQ community interested in all things athletic.

Edouard Roger-Vasselin

I'm fascinated by Edouard Roger Vasselin and have just a little bit of a crush on him.

The fact that he's younger? Oh well.

Anyway, I added eleven new pics of Edouard to the brflines site this morning, bringing his total to nineteen, more than doubling the briefline goodness up in there.

Enjoy!

Taylor Dent

Taylor's had a rather nice comeback going throughout the spring and summer this year.

I'm happy to see an American on the tour, still briefing it.

Though he's unlikely to crack the top twenty, I take comfort that he's healthy again and hasn't fallen under the spell of the compression short fad.

New pics were added this morning to his page on the brflines site.

Sidelines: David Beckham

I think David Beckham keeps the sidelines section of the site wholly viable just from the amount of pictures he generates.

Of course, when you're one of the most recognized celebrities in the world, all cameras will be focused on him, and pictures are sure to follow.

Anyway, even more pictures of Mr. Beckham were added to the brflines site this morning, in the sidelines section. Go check them out!

Ernests Gulbis

What a dissapointing year for Ernests thus far. So much potential. I'm hoping he gets back into the swing of things.

Winning a match against Andy Murray would probably be a good way to start.

It seems like he runs into Murray at every major. Oh well, he's still cute as a button and still briefing it, so I don't care!

I added four pics of Ernests to the brflines site this morning for your enjoyment.

Guillermo Canas

Doesn't it seem like Argentina produces a disproportionate amount of good tennis players?

Some of them look like a hot mess, but that's okay. I added three pics of Guillermo to the site this morning.

Peace!

Stanislas Wawrinka

Hey there, Stan fans. I made an update for you all this morning.

Did you know that some of the fangrrrls over at MTF say that he has the fattest ass on the tour? I think they mean that in the nicest way possible. I have to concur though, he's got a lot of junk in the trunk and he loves to show it off with those lacoste shorts. Too bad about the new profile pic on the ATP site.

Anyway, I added three new pics to the brflines site. Look in wonderment.

Brieflines Google Group

This is my monthly advertisement for the Google Brieflines Group.

There is a group that I administer for brieflines of athletes and sporting types via google groups.

If you're interested in seeing pictures of sportsmen's brieflines, I invite you to join. Before clicking over though, please be aware of the following:

-You need to be 18 to join
-It is for guys only
-You need to provide a statement when joining which provides your gender and age. If you do not provide this information or fail to meet this criteria, your request to join will be rejected. Sorry, that's just the way it works.

And if you're interested in other and sundry brieflines, especially amateur/candid lines, I highly encourage you to join the yahoo brieflines group, managed by brieflines officianado, and mega-contributor, TZ.

Site Clean Up

Hey guys! It's a yucky day in the CHI. The drizzle, the cold, bleh! So, I decided be productive and clean up the google site to distract me from the terrible weather.

I went through a lot of the pages that have not been updated in over a year.

The problem with those pages is that around this time last year, I decided to reformat the pages and the date format. So, away with the blue scheme and in with the black, plain faced type. No more crazy bolding.

Going through those pages to check format also allowed me to make tweaks where needed. The following pages were modified as a result of my cleanup work this morning:

-Jonathan Eysseric (spelling of name corrected)
-Ryan Sweeting (profile picture changed)
-Frank Dancevic (profile picture changed, broken pics fixed)
-Mariano Puerta (broken pics fixed)
-Jerzy Janowicz (broken pics fixed)
-Todd Woodbridge (broken pics fixed)

A number of other pages had smaller reformats, not worth mentioning.

Anyway, I hope all of you have terrific weekends. See ya!

Tommy Robredo

Tommy Robredo has pwned Novak. Sorry, but it's a fact. Novak has no one to blame but himself for wearing those horrid compression shorts.

The worst part is that there are so many Novak pictures out there and it is heart breaking seeing Novak wearing white all summer and finding these pics with incredible angles only to know that they will never yield a briefline.

Ah, but back to Tommy. He's just been in okay form this summer, not really making a splash during the US open series. But people are still taking photos, so of course, there are pics of him floating around. I was able to add eleven new ones for this update. Enjoy!

Victor Hanescu

Hey guys, I added two more pics of Victor to his page on the brflines site.

That's it! (haha, I tricked you into going past the cut) :0)

Pablo Cuevas

Hey guys, I added a new player to the brflines site this morning.

Pablo Cuevas is a young, up and coming player from Uruguay in South America.

I think he's hot and I'm trying to find more pics. He also got a haircut, so he actually looks MUCH better now than in his ATP profile picture.

I don't understand the thing with long hair in So. America. It seems like a rite of passage. If anyone knows why they all feel like they have to grow long hair, hit me up! I'd love to know!!!

Sidelines: Robin van Persie

Well, well, well. Look at Arsenal, stocking up on all of the young hotties in the EPL: Fabregas, Arshavin, and van Persie. And van Persie is a hot little number.

He's a new player that I've added to the sidelines section of the brflines site (link directly to sidelines from the blog's main page).

Only one pic to start, but I vow to find more!!

Julien Benneteau

I think I could really get into Julien Benneteau. The accent, the blond curly hair (I have a thing for blondes), the long legs...

And the killer ass. Most of all that ass!.

But I jest. He's also a very good tennis player who is still briefing. I added one new pic to his page on the brieflines site.

Bye!

Andrey Golubev

Hey there, guys. I wanted to let you know about the brflines site update that's happenign this morning.

Two new pics of Andrey Golubev of Kazakhstan are being added to his page.

As the fictitious Kazakstani reporter, Borat, would say, "I Like!!"

Nicolas Kiefer

It's been a very long time since I've done a Nick Kiefer update.

Not that he's been out of the scene, there just aren't a lot of briefline shots of him out there.

Luckily I found one on the ATP site, and luckily the site has full screen images. So even though it's just the one, it's a biggie.

Enjoy!

Radek Stepanek

Poor Radek, always the bridesmaid.

Doesn't it seem like Radek is always going pretty deep into tourneys and then crashing and burning in quarters and semis?

He's missing something that will elevate him into the elite class of players.

Anyway, I added four new pics of Radek, mostly from Cincy to the brflines page. As always, I hope you enjoy them.